man left without meaningful tasks for a week seen walking around with a notepad to critically assess all the wall-ceiling angles in his home with genuine contempt
absolutely fucked
you’re just dropping abstract art into my hands like it’s nothing. i could sell this to the museum of modern art. or the cleveland museum of art
do NOT sell my kitchen to the CMA i can’t make the commute. MoMA is fine though i can go there with my mind
I’m addicted to weed and that weed is you. Come here so I can smoke you, you little nugget. You’re a tiny weed nugget and I’m going to smoke you a little bit. Smoke you with smooches, that is.
hands down the lamest post i’ve ever read in my life
I had a dream that I was watching a cartoon network ad for a total drama special that focused on a chris redemption arc. he started out wearing a bucket on his head all the time & moping about not being famous anymore & hiding from the police for his many many crimes and then he agreed to try hosting the show again and at the very end of the ad he dramatically turned around in like a classic post-makover reveal shot where he was wearing a turquoise dress and red lipstick that like unironically looked good. i have not watched any tdi in many years
Nothing makes Capcom make a fun game like lighting a fire under their ass, to be honest, because they were pretty soulful to integrate stuff like this into 6 after the trash fire that was 5
